One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

(via hamishthehobbit)

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??

Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England

King of France: send funds to America